This is real talk!
This is beautiful.
Read quietly then send it back on its journey
To realize The value of a sister/brother Ask someone Who doesn't have one.
To realize The value of ten years:Ask a newly Divorced couple.
To realize The value of four years:Ask a graduate.
To realize The value of one year:Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.
To realize The value of nine months:Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
To realize The value of one month:Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby.
To realize The value of one week:Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize The value of one minute:Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane..
To realize The value of one-second:Ask a person Who has survived an accident.
Time waits for no one treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when You can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend or family member:LOSE ONE.
The origin of this letter is unknown,But it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.
Remember....Hold on tight to the ones you love !!!
Rajesh Gubbala
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Rajesh Gubbala's
- Rajesh Gubbala
- Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh, India
- ""Yes I Can" I m a social butterfly, I can be very quiet when I have something on My mind, Jealously, I m a very exciting person, I m very broad-minded, I m not judgmental, I have excellent ways of viewing people. I feel like I have to equal up to people's standards, I m always cautious when it comes to meeting new people, I m always cautious when it comes to meeting new people, I can be very quiet when I have something on My mind, Love is something I deeply believe in, I can be very quiet when I have something on My mind.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Over Acting Is Harmful
On walking into the factory,
MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall looking some where..
He approached & asked him, " how much do you earn..? "
Guy was amazed and said, " $2000 sir.. "
MD took out his wallet & gave $6000 and told him,
" i pay people here to work, not to waste time..
This is your 3 months salary, get out of here
Never come back.. "
Guy quickly disappeared..
MD looked at the workers and asked,
" who is that guy..? "
Workers replied, " he is the pizza delivery guy, sir.. "
Moral: over acting is harmful..
Rajesh Gubbala
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MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall looking some where..
He approached & asked him, " how much do you earn..? "
Guy was amazed and said, " $2000 sir.. "
MD took out his wallet & gave $6000 and told him,
" i pay people here to work, not to waste time..
This is your 3 months salary, get out of here
Never come back.. "
Guy quickly disappeared..
MD looked at the workers and asked,
" who is that guy..? "
Workers replied, " he is the pizza delivery guy, sir.. "
Moral: over acting is harmful..
Rajesh Gubbala
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THIS ONE IS A KILLER
A female teacher who all the class addresses as madam was havin a problem wit a boy in her class in 3rd grade.
The boy said "Madam, i shd be in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade". The Madam(teacher) had heard enough of d complain and took d boy 2 d principal's office. She explained evryfng 2 d principal who decided 2 test d boy wit sum questns that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What is 3+3
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6
Boy: 12
And so on,the principal asked d boy all questns and d boy got them right.The principal then told d Madam 2 send d boy to 4th grade. Madam decided 2 ask questns and d principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that i've only 2 of
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in ur pants that you've but i dnt have
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends wit T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid
Boy: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky
The principal's eyes open really wide,bt b4 he could stop d answer, the boy was takin charge
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick ur poles inside me. You tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do
Boy: Tent
The principal was lookin restless
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle wit me wen u're bored. The best man always has me 1st
Boy: Weddin ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. Wen i'm nt well, i drip. Wen u blow me,you feel gud
Boy: Nose
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come wit a quiver
Boy: Arrow
Madam: What starts wit 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if u dnt get it, u've 2 use ur hand
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men ve,it's longer in sum men than others,the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage
Boy: surname
Madam: What part of d man has no bone but has muscles wit a lot of veins like pumpin and is responsible 4 makin luv
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said 2 d Madam 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself
Rajesh Gubbala
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The boy said "Madam, i shd be in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade". The Madam(teacher) had heard enough of d complain and took d boy 2 d principal's office. She explained evryfng 2 d principal who decided 2 test d boy wit sum questns that a 4th grade should know.
Principal: What is 3+3
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6
Boy: 12
And so on,the principal asked d boy all questns and d boy got them right.The principal then told d Madam 2 send d boy to 4th grade. Madam decided 2 ask questns and d principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that i've only 2 of
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in ur pants that you've but i dnt have
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends wit T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid
Boy: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky
The principal's eyes open really wide,bt b4 he could stop d answer, the boy was takin charge
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick ur poles inside me. You tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do
Boy: Tent
The principal was lookin restless
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle wit me wen u're bored. The best man always has me 1st
Boy: Weddin ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. Wen i'm nt well, i drip. Wen u blow me,you feel gud
Boy: Nose
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come wit a quiver
Boy: Arrow
Madam: What starts wit 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if u dnt get it, u've 2 use ur hand
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men ve,it's longer in sum men than others,the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage
Boy: surname
Madam: What part of d man has no bone but has muscles wit a lot of veins like pumpin and is responsible 4 makin luv
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said 2 d Madam 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself
Rajesh Gubbala
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Why Wife / Husband is called better half??
This is interesting.Try it out!
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?
There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese.....
Thumb represents your ParentsSecond (Index) finger represents your SiblingsMiddle finger represents your-SelfFourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner& the Last (Little) finger represents your childrenFirstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip(As shown in the figure below):
Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.
Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... ., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.
Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)... ., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.
Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse).
You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!
Try this out......... ....
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Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?
There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese.....
Thumb represents your ParentsSecond (Index) finger represents your SiblingsMiddle finger represents your-SelfFourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner& the Last (Little) finger represents your childrenFirstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip(As shown in the figure below):
Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.
Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... ., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.
Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)... ., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.
Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse).
You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!
Try this out......... ....
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