Government Job Interview

Government Job :-

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee""Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.

Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm,

why don't you want me here until10:00 am?

"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."


Rajesh Gubbala

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Excellent climax Read full

A guy went up to his father, saying: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: That's great, son. Who is it?

Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.

Father: Ohhhhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mum. Sandra is actually your sister.

The boy is naturally bummed out, but life goes on, and indeed, a couple of months later...

Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!

Father: That's great, son. Who is it?

Son: It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.

Father: Ohhhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.

This went on another couple of times, and the dude was so mad, he went straight to his mother, crying.

Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them becuase dad is their father!

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whomever you want. He isn't your father.


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Secrets Of Success In Life

When I woke up this morning lying in bed, I was asking myself: What are some of the secrets of success in life?
I then found the answer right there in my room.

The AC said - Be cool.

The roof said - Aim high.

The window said - See the world.

The clock said - Every minute is precious.

The mirror said - Reflect before you act.
The calendar said - Be up to date.

The door said - Push hard for your goals.
And don't forget, the carpet said - Kneel down and pray..

Very good morning to u... May GOD bless u..

Rajesh Gubbala

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Gods Word

DAILY VERSE

The kingdom of God is not eating and drinking, but righteousness and peace and joy in the Holy Spirit. For he who serves Christ in these things is acceptable to God and approved by men. Therefore let us pursue the things which make for peace and the things by which one may edify another.
Romans 14:17–19

DAILY QUOTE

One day we must come to see that peace is not merely a distant goal we seek, but that it is a means by which we arrive at that goal. We must pursue peaceful ends through peaceful means.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

DAILY THOUGHT

What does a peacemaker look like?
• Not self-absorbed and insistent on one's own way;
• Generous and happy to share;
• Doesn't hold grudges;
• Not envious of others' success and blessings;
• Doesn't criticize harshly;
• More focused on solutions than problems;
• Self-confident—doesn't get feelings hurt easily;
• Sees the big picture of life, not petty quarrels.

When others see you—and when you look in the mirror—do you see a peacemaker?Lord, help me to bring peace into all my relationships and all areas of my own life. Amen.


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Inspirational Quote for Today

Each person is questioned by life, and you can only answer to life by answering for your own life, to life you can only respond by living it to the fullest extent possible. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spirits in the presence of fate is strength unbreakable! Isn't it in the moments of most profound doubt that gives birth to new certainties? Perhaps hopelessness is the very soil that nourishes human hope, perhaps one could never find sense in life without first experiencing its absurdities......?
 
The sole meaning of life is to serve God and then to help humanity! One of the funny things about life is, if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes richer and happier! The trick is in which one  we choose to emphasize. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same, so why not make yourself happy all the time...........?
 
GOOD MORNING! Thursday is here and we all have our eyes on tomorrow for it being Friday. Enjoy your day and live it to the best way possible! God bless you all my friends! Have a great day and please remember to exercise everyday and eat right, make the changes necessary in your life so it becomes a habit and lifestyle for you. Take care and be safe in all that you do.


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The Guys' Rules

The Guys' Rules

V always hear "d rules " Frm d female side...
Now here r d top 15 rules frm d male side...


1. Men are NOT mind readers...

2. Shoppin is NOT a sport. N no, v r nevr goin 2 think of it dat way...

3. Cryin is blackmail...

4. Ask 4 wt u want,
Let us be clear on dis 1:
Subtle hints do NOT work!
Strong hints do NOT work!
Obvious hints do NOT work!
JUST SAY IT!!

5. Cum 2 us wid a problem only if u want help solvin it. Dats wat we do. Sympathy is wat ur girlfriends r 4...


6. If u think ur fat, u probably r, Dont ask us...

7. U can either ask us 2 do sumtn Or tell us hw u want it done, Not both!!
If u already knw best hw 2 do it, jst do it urself

8. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions n neither do v!!

9. ALL men c in ony 16 colors, like Windows default settings...
Peach, for example, is a fruit, nt A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. V hav no idea wt mauve is.

10. If v ask wat is wrong n u say "nothing," V will act like nothin's wrong.
V knw u r lying, bt its jst not wrth d hassle.

11. If u ask a quest u dnt want an answer to, Expect an answer u dnt want to hear.

12. Wen v hav to go sumwhere, absolutely anything u wear is fine. REALLY!!

13. Dnt ask us wt we're thinkin about unless u r prepard to discuss such topics as cricket or football.

14. U hav enuff clothes.

15. You have too many shoes.


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Blackberry Addicts

Oh gosh :O I just found out I have blackberryitis :&: Illnesses from which BB addicts suffer:

1 You bring ur BB to the bathroom with you
2 Complete happiness when u reach a traffic light or get stuck in traffic
3 You giggle or burst out into hysterical fits of laughter even when you are alone
4 It doesn't matter who or what is around you
5 Back aches, neck pains and problems with posture
6 You leave your nails as short as possible so u can glide across your keypad
7 You sleep with your BB beside you
8 Completely obsessed with BBM
9 Free publicity and marketing for BB
10 You make fun of other cell phone brands, especially nokia
11 Depression when something happens to your BB
12 Stress when your BB has no EDGE
13 Bipolarity and random fits of rage when the BB service goes.

If u experience 2 or more of the symptoms above u may be suffering from blackberryitis :)

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Especially for Women

Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT.
Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION.
Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD.
Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET.

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE...
Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES...

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY...
Woman got MONEY and startd SHOPPING...

Thats it!
Thereafter, man has discovered and invented a lot of things..WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL STUCK WITH SHOPPING


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God's Word

Romans 8:28-31: and we know that all things work together for good to them that love God and are called according to his purpose.

v29: For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the first born among many brethren.

v30: More over whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.

v31: What shall we then say to these things? IF GOD BE FOR US, WHO CAN BE AGAINST US?

God Bless U All and Know that God is in control.


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3 NICE STORIES

1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella.



THATS FAITH.



2. Example of the feeling of a one year old baby. When you throw him in the air, he laughs bcze he knows you will catch him.



THATS TRUST.



3. Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to wake up alive the next morning but still we have plans for tomorrow..



THATS HOPE.


These 3 gifts for al of u.......... coz life is incomplete without this..........


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No One is immortal. Only memories last forever

As we grow up,
we learn that even the person who wasn't supposed to ever let you down, probably will

You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder everytime.

Then,

You will break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken...

You will fight with your best friend,

You will blame a new love for the things an old one did.

You will cry because time is passing fast, and you will eventually loose someone you love.

Nothing is permanent,

No One is immortal. Only memories last forever. . .

So click alot of pictures,, laugh alot,, and love like you've nevr been hurt becoz every 60 seconds you spend upset, is a min. of happines you'l never get back.
Dont be afraid that your life will end; rathr be afraid that it will nevr begin again.

This ones dedctd to all those who have ever given me any sort of happiness or even a smile or either had shared a laugh wid..
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DAILY THOUGHT

We are blessed to have two types of peace: the peace of God and peace with God. When Christ shed His blood at Calvary, He paid the price for our peace and reconciliation with God. But in addition to no longer being separated from our Creator, when we walk with Christ in faith, we can experience the peace of God—no matter what is swirling around us.

It's an incredible privilege, knowing that God never forsakes us and being in His presence continuously. We cannot see Him, but we can still know with certainty that He is near as we enjoy His fellowship through prayer and Bible meditation.

God's peace is available to all who will receive Him and allow Him to be an intimate part of their lives. He wants to teach us how to walk in perfect peace. He longs to spend time with us and to be all we need in every situation. He can handle all of our cares and pressures. Have you drawn near to God? Have you leaned on Him with all your needs and concerns? Are you ready to enjoy His peace?

Lord, thank You for the peace of knowing You. Give me grace to walk more closely with You today and enjoy Your peace more deeply. Amen.
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Psychology Question

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the

bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.

No one I know has gotten it right. Few people do.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did

not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her

dream guy so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never

asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed

her sister.

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

[Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below]

  

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

Answer:

She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you

answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by

a famous American Psychologist used to determine if one has the same

mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the

test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the

question correctly, good for you.


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Realize .....

This is real talk!

This is beautiful.

Read quietly then send it back on its journey

To realize The value of a sister/brother Ask  someone Who doesn't have one.

To realize The value of ten years:Ask a newly Divorced couple.

To  realize The value of  four years:Ask a  graduate.

To  realize The value of one  year:Ask a student who Has failed a  final exam.

To  realize The value of  nine months:Ask a mother who  gave birth to a  stillborn.

To  realize The value of one  month:Ask a  mother Who has given  birth to A premature  baby.

To  realize The value of one  week:Ask an editor of  a weekly  newspaper.

To  realize The value of one  minute:Ask a  person Who has missed  the train, bus or  plane..

To  realize The value of  one-second:Ask a  person Who has survived an  accident.

Time waits for  no one treasure every  moment you have. You will  treasure it even more  when You can share it  with someone  special.

To realize the  value of a friend or family  member:LOSE  ONE.

The origin of  this letter is  unknown,But it brings  good luck to everyone who passes it  on.

Remember....Hold on  tight to the ones you  love !!!


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Over Acting Is Harmful

On walking into the factory,
MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall looking some where..


He approached & asked him, " how much do you earn..? "

Guy was amazed and said, " $2000 sir.. "


MD took out his wallet & gave $6000 and told him,
" i pay people here to work, not to waste time..
This is your 3 months salary, get out of here
Never come back.. "


Guy quickly disappeared..


MD looked at the workers and asked,
" who is that guy..? "



Workers replied, " he is the pizza delivery guy, sir.. "



Moral: over acting is harmful..
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THIS ONE IS A KILLER

A female teacher who all the class addresses as madam was havin a problem wit a boy in her class in 3rd grade.

The boy said "Madam, i shd be in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade". The Madam(teacher) had heard enough of d complain and took d boy 2 d principal's office. She explained evryfng 2 d principal who decided 2 test d boy wit sum questns that a 4th grade should know.

Principal: What is 3+3
Boy: 6

Principal: 6+6
Boy: 12

And so on,the principal asked d boy all questns and d boy got them right.The principal then told d Madam 2 send d boy to 4th grade. Madam decided 2 ask questns and d principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that i've only 2 of
Boy: Legs

Madam: What is in ur pants that you've but i dnt have
Boy: pockets

Madam: What starts wit a C and ends wit T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid
Boy: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky
The principal's eyes open really wide,bt b4 he could stop d answer, the boy was takin charge
Boy: Bubble gum

Madam: You stick ur poles inside me. You tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do
Boy: Tent

The principal was lookin restless

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle wit me wen u're bored. The best man always has me 1st
Boy: Weddin ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. Wen i'm nt well, i drip. Wen u blow me,you feel gud
Boy: Nose

Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come wit a quiver
Boy: Arrow

Madam: What starts wit 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if u dnt get it, u've 2 use ur hand
Boy: Fork

Madam: What is it that all men ve,it's longer in sum men than others,the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage
Boy: surname

Madam: What part of d man has no bone but has muscles wit a lot of veins like pumpin and is responsible 4 makin luv
Boy: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said 2 d Madam 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself

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Why Wife / Husband is called better half??

This is interesting.Try it out!

Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?

There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese.....

Thumb represents your ParentsSecond (Index) finger represents your SiblingsMiddle finger represents your-SelfFourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner& the Last (Little) finger represents your childrenFirstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip(As shown in the figure below):

Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.

Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... ., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.

Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)... ., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.

Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse).

You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!

Try this out......... ....
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