Government Job :-
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee""Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm,
why don't you want me here until10:00 am?
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
Rajesh Gubbala
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Rajesh Gubbala's
- Rajesh Gubbala
- Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh, India
- ""Yes I Can" I m a social butterfly, I can be very quiet when I have something on My mind, Jealously, I m a very exciting person, I m very broad-minded, I m not judgmental, I have excellent ways of viewing people. I feel like I have to equal up to people's standards, I m always cautious when it comes to meeting new people, I m always cautious when it comes to meeting new people, I can be very quiet when I have something on My mind, Love is something I deeply believe in, I can be very quiet when I have something on My mind.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
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A guy went up to his father, saying: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: That's great, son. Who is it?
Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mum. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out, but life goes on, and indeed, a couple of months later...
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father: That's great, son. Who is it?
Son: It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.
This went on another couple of times, and the dude was so mad, he went straight to his mother, crying.
Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them becuase dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whomever you want. He isn't your father.
Rajesh Gubbala
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Father: That's great, son. Who is it?
Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mum. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out, but life goes on, and indeed, a couple of months later...
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father: That's great, son. Who is it?
Son: It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.
This went on another couple of times, and the dude was so mad, he went straight to his mother, crying.
Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them becuase dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whomever you want. He isn't your father.
Rajesh Gubbala
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Secrets Of Success In Life
When I woke up this morning lying in bed, I was asking myself: What are some of the secrets of success in life?
I then found the answer right there in my room.
The AC said - Be cool.
The roof said - Aim high.
The window said - See the world.
The clock said - Every minute is precious.
The mirror said - Reflect before you act.
The calendar said - Be up to date.
The door said - Push hard for your goals.
And don't forget, the carpet said - Kneel down and pray..
Very good morning to u... May GOD bless u..
Rajesh Gubbala
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I then found the answer right there in my room.
The AC said - Be cool.
The roof said - Aim high.
The window said - See the world.
The clock said - Every minute is precious.
The mirror said - Reflect before you act.
The calendar said - Be up to date.
The door said - Push hard for your goals.
And don't forget, the carpet said - Kneel down and pray..
Very good morning to u... May GOD bless u..
Rajesh Gubbala
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Gods Word
DAILY VERSE
The kingdom of God is not eating and drinking, but righteousness and peace and joy in the Holy Spirit. For he who serves Christ in these things is acceptable to God and approved by men. Therefore let us pursue the things which make for peace and the things by which one may edify another.
Romans 14:17–19
DAILY QUOTE
One day we must come to see that peace is not merely a distant goal we seek, but that it is a means by which we arrive at that goal. We must pursue peaceful ends through peaceful means.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
DAILY THOUGHT
What does a peacemaker look like?
• Not self-absorbed and insistent on one's own way;
• Generous and happy to share;
• Doesn't hold grudges;
• Not envious of others' success and blessings;
• Doesn't criticize harshly;
• More focused on solutions than problems;
• Self-confident—doesn't get feelings hurt easily;
• Sees the big picture of life, not petty quarrels.
When others see you—and when you look in the mirror—do you see a peacemaker?Lord, help me to bring peace into all my relationships and all areas of my own life. Amen.
Rajesh Gubbala
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The kingdom of God is not eating and drinking, but righteousness and peace and joy in the Holy Spirit. For he who serves Christ in these things is acceptable to God and approved by men. Therefore let us pursue the things which make for peace and the things by which one may edify another.
Romans 14:17–19
DAILY QUOTE
One day we must come to see that peace is not merely a distant goal we seek, but that it is a means by which we arrive at that goal. We must pursue peaceful ends through peaceful means.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
DAILY THOUGHT
What does a peacemaker look like?
• Not self-absorbed and insistent on one's own way;
• Generous and happy to share;
• Doesn't hold grudges;
• Not envious of others' success and blessings;
• Doesn't criticize harshly;
• More focused on solutions than problems;
• Self-confident—doesn't get feelings hurt easily;
• Sees the big picture of life, not petty quarrels.
When others see you—and when you look in the mirror—do you see a peacemaker?Lord, help me to bring peace into all my relationships and all areas of my own life. Amen.
Rajesh Gubbala
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Inspirational Quote for Today
Each person is questioned by life, and you can only answer to life by answering for your own life, to life you can only respond by living it to the fullest extent possible. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spirits in the presence of fate is strength unbreakable! Isn't it in the moments of most profound doubt that gives birth to new certainties? Perhaps hopelessness is the very soil that nourishes human hope, perhaps one could never find sense in life without first experiencing its absurdities......?
The sole meaning of life is to serve God and then to help humanity! One of the funny things about life is, if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes richer and happier! The trick is in which one we choose to emphasize. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same, so why not make yourself happy all the time...........?
GOOD MORNING! Thursday is here and we all have our eyes on tomorrow for it being Friday. Enjoy your day and live it to the best way possible! God bless you all my friends! Have a great day and please remember to exercise everyday and eat right, make the changes necessary in your life so it becomes a habit and lifestyle for you. Take care and be safe in all that you do.
Rajesh Gubbala
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The sole meaning of life is to serve God and then to help humanity! One of the funny things about life is, if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes richer and happier! The trick is in which one we choose to emphasize. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same, so why not make yourself happy all the time...........?
GOOD MORNING! Thursday is here and we all have our eyes on tomorrow for it being Friday. Enjoy your day and live it to the best way possible! God bless you all my friends! Have a great day and please remember to exercise everyday and eat right, make the changes necessary in your life so it becomes a habit and lifestyle for you. Take care and be safe in all that you do.
Rajesh Gubbala
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The Guys' Rules
The Guys' Rules
V always hear "d rules " Frm d female side...
Now here r d top 15 rules frm d male side...
1. Men are NOT mind readers...
2. Shoppin is NOT a sport. N no, v r nevr goin 2 think of it dat way...
3. Cryin is blackmail...
4. Ask 4 wt u want,
Let us be clear on dis 1:
Subtle hints do NOT work!
Strong hints do NOT work!
Obvious hints do NOT work!
JUST SAY IT!!
5. Cum 2 us wid a problem only if u want help solvin it. Dats wat we do. Sympathy is wat ur girlfriends r 4...
6. If u think ur fat, u probably r, Dont ask us...
7. U can either ask us 2 do sumtn Or tell us hw u want it done, Not both!!
If u already knw best hw 2 do it, jst do it urself
8. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions n neither do v!!
9. ALL men c in ony 16 colors, like Windows default settings...
Peach, for example, is a fruit, nt A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. V hav no idea wt mauve is.
10. If v ask wat is wrong n u say "nothing," V will act like nothin's wrong.
V knw u r lying, bt its jst not wrth d hassle.
11. If u ask a quest u dnt want an answer to, Expect an answer u dnt want to hear.
12. Wen v hav to go sumwhere, absolutely anything u wear is fine. REALLY!!
13. Dnt ask us wt we're thinkin about unless u r prepard to discuss such topics as cricket or football.
14. U hav enuff clothes.
15. You have too many shoes.
Rajesh Gubbala
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V always hear "d rules " Frm d female side...
Now here r d top 15 rules frm d male side...
1. Men are NOT mind readers...
2. Shoppin is NOT a sport. N no, v r nevr goin 2 think of it dat way...
3. Cryin is blackmail...
4. Ask 4 wt u want,
Let us be clear on dis 1:
Subtle hints do NOT work!
Strong hints do NOT work!
Obvious hints do NOT work!
JUST SAY IT!!
5. Cum 2 us wid a problem only if u want help solvin it. Dats wat we do. Sympathy is wat ur girlfriends r 4...
6. If u think ur fat, u probably r, Dont ask us...
7. U can either ask us 2 do sumtn Or tell us hw u want it done, Not both!!
If u already knw best hw 2 do it, jst do it urself
8. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions n neither do v!!
9. ALL men c in ony 16 colors, like Windows default settings...
Peach, for example, is a fruit, nt A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. V hav no idea wt mauve is.
10. If v ask wat is wrong n u say "nothing," V will act like nothin's wrong.
V knw u r lying, bt its jst not wrth d hassle.
11. If u ask a quest u dnt want an answer to, Expect an answer u dnt want to hear.
12. Wen v hav to go sumwhere, absolutely anything u wear is fine. REALLY!!
13. Dnt ask us wt we're thinkin about unless u r prepard to discuss such topics as cricket or football.
14. U hav enuff clothes.
15. You have too many shoes.
Rajesh Gubbala
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