How to Identify Citizens Of India

HOW TO IDENTIFY CITIZENS OF INDIA:  

Scenario 1 .

Two guys are fighting. A third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
  
That's MUMBAI 

Scenario 2  

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.   

You are definitely in PUNJAB !!! .

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.  

The first two get together and beat him up.  

That's DELHI  .

Scenario 4  

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.  
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

That's AHMEDABAD .

Scenario 5  

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.
That's BANGALORE  .

Scenario 6  

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.  

Peace settles in....  

That's CHENNAI  

Scenario 7  

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth  

and they start arguing about who's right. You are in KOLKATA .
Scenario 8  

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,  

"Don't fight in front of my place, go  somewhere else and keep fighting".  

That's KERALA !

And the best one is ....  

Scenario 9  

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.  

All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.   

You are in GOA!!!



That's INDIA for you!  

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Facts

Fact of life: V never accept our mistakes.

Fact of love: V want our lover to be in contact with us always.

Fact of studies: V learn good things to do all bad things in a smart manner.

Fact abt god: V hv never seen him but v still believe him.

Fact abt parents: Having god nearby and searching else where.

Fact abt friends: Cant even imagine a life without them.

Fact of this msg: V fwd it to people whom v really care n miss.;):)


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Not the thing some body is Raciest .

Hi all ,Its not the thing some body is Raciest .

One thing  is Clear that nobody is perfect.
May be Gandhi is a racist but he is a great leader who z one fought for our Nation.

I've seen some Article about Gandhi long back. In that Gandhi went with his friends to prostitute and he realised that its not the way he should do these as a leader then came back from that place. This shows,the attitude.

Also one small story where i've gone through, in a family therez a child who likes sweets a lot.

He used to eat sweets by stealing some money from his house then, his mother bought her son  to Gandhiji to "tell him not to eat sweets'' . Then Gandiji told her to bring her son after a week.

Then she bought her son after a week, Gandhiji told her son not to eat sweets more which affect the health.
Why Gandhiji takes a week to say this to Children ?

bec'z Gandhiji likes Sweets alot. He stopped eating sweets for a week , after that he told to Child "not to eat sweets a lot (where its not good for health).
This shows the Attitude.

Yes, Great leaders like Swamy vivekanandaetc have Attitude

I came across many articles about gandhiji's life, therez many controversy regarding him

yes, Great one will have more controversy like Jesus--DAVINCI CODE

I THINK ITS BETTER NOT TO GO WITH CONTOVERSY, REGARDING A GREAT LEADER.

(Be the change you want to see in the world----mahatma)


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