Some Laws Einstein missed out to state...

Some Laws Einstein missed out to state...

1) Law of Queue:
If u change queues, d one u have left will start to move faster than d one u are in nw.

2) Law of Telephone:
When u dial a wrong no., u nvr gt engaged one.

3) Law of Mechanical Repair:
After ur hands bcome coated wid grease, ur nose wl begin 2 itch.

4) Law of Workshop:
Ne tool, whn dropped, wl roll 2 d least accessible corner.

5) Law of Alibi:
It u tel ur boss u r late 4r work bcause u hd flat tire, d next mrng u wl hv a flat tire.

6) Bath Theorem:
Whn d body is immersed in water, d phone rings.

7) Law of Encounters:
D probability of meetin some1 u knw increases whn u r wid some1 u dnt want 2 b seen wid.

8) Law of d Result:
Whn u try 2 prove 2 someone dat a machine wont work, it will!

9) Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of d itch is inversely proportional 2 d reach.

10) Law of Coffee:
As soon as u sit down 4r a cup of coffee, ur boss wl ask u 2 do somethin which wl last until d coffee is cold.

Rajesh Gubbala

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