The Guys' Rules

The Guys' Rules

V always hear "d rules " Frm d female side...
Now here r d top 15 rules frm d male side...


1. Men are NOT mind readers...

2. Shoppin is NOT a sport. N no, v r nevr goin 2 think of it dat way...

3. Cryin is blackmail...

4. Ask 4 wt u want,
Let us be clear on dis 1:
Subtle hints do NOT work!
Strong hints do NOT work!
Obvious hints do NOT work!
JUST SAY IT!!

5. Cum 2 us wid a problem only if u want help solvin it. Dats wat we do. Sympathy is wat ur girlfriends r 4...


6. If u think ur fat, u probably r, Dont ask us...

7. U can either ask us 2 do sumtn Or tell us hw u want it done, Not both!!
If u already knw best hw 2 do it, jst do it urself

8. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions n neither do v!!

9. ALL men c in ony 16 colors, like Windows default settings...
Peach, for example, is a fruit, nt A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. V hav no idea wt mauve is.

10. If v ask wat is wrong n u say "nothing," V will act like nothin's wrong.
V knw u r lying, bt its jst not wrth d hassle.

11. If u ask a quest u dnt want an answer to, Expect an answer u dnt want to hear.

12. Wen v hav to go sumwhere, absolutely anything u wear is fine. REALLY!!

13. Dnt ask us wt we're thinkin about unless u r prepard to discuss such topics as cricket or football.

14. U hav enuff clothes.

15. You have too many shoes.


Rajesh Gubbala

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