Government Job :-
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee""Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm,
why don't you want me here until10:00 am?
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
Rajesh Gubbala
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- Rajesh Gubbala
- Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh, India
- ""Yes I Can" I m a social butterfly, I can be very quiet when I have something on My mind, Jealously, I m a very exciting person, I m very broad-minded, I m not judgmental, I have excellent ways of viewing people. I feel like I have to equal up to people's standards, I m always cautious when it comes to meeting new people, I m always cautious when it comes to meeting new people, I can be very quiet when I have something on My mind, Love is something I deeply believe in, I can be very quiet when I have something on My mind.
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